"What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?" "A poultry-geist."."What did the turkey say to the computer?" "Google, google."."How come the turkey didn't eat dinner?" "He was already stuffed."."Why was the turkey put in jail?" "The police suspected fowl play."."Why did the turkey cross the road?" "He wanted people to think he was a chicken."."What's the best song to play while cooking a turkey?" "All about that baste."."What's blue and covered in feathers?" "A turkey holding its breath."."What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."."If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?" "A goblet."."Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?" "Because he will gobble it up."."You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one."."These are your jokes, and I’m the turkey?" gustavo ramirez // Getty Images "What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"."Why did they let the turkey join the band?" "Because he had his own drumsticks."."What key has legs and can't open a door?" "A tur-key."."Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?" "He sensed fowl play."."What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"."What sound does a turkey's phone make?" "Wing-wing-wing."."What’s a turkey’s favorite month?" "They don’t have one, but they prefer any other than November!".
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